It could almost be the title of a direct-to-video thriller, if the New York post authority hadn't already told Troy Smith little bronze men in 1930's football get screened right out of the airport.
Which is too bad, because who wouldn't be interested in little trophies coming alive in the plane's cargo hold and emerging to terrorize passengers? "Night of the Heismans" anyone?
Apparently, Smith planned on a bumpy flight for his prize - the X-ray scanner maimed the statue of the last OSU winner, Eddie George, tearing off one finger and twisting another on its conveyor belt.
But his little bronze man was allowed to travel back to Columbus in the seat next to George.
Troy's got shipped.
Maybe that is better. The only major prize I know - the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story" - got shipped as well.
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