Dear partisan friends,
Consider this a cease-and-desist. Early voting in Tennessee allowed me to cast my ballot today without a wait. Five minutes after entering the Bordeaux library, I affixed the "I voted" sticker to my shirt pocket.
That means I have no further need for forwards of any type regarding the election. The information blackout begins now and concludes 7 p.m. Nov. 4. I don't want to hear Word One until then, got it?
Biden bites tongue, leaving no room for him to stick his foot in it time and time again? Not my problem anymore.
McCain recasts the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" into a rationale for bombing Venezuela? Tell all the undecideds you see, just don't bother with me.
Barack Hussein Islama? Could care less.
Palin failin'? Forget it.
My civic duty is done. I can't vote again ... legally. Unless I pose as Mickey Mouse in Ohio. So any material related to the election will be immediately recycled with extreme prejudice.
Sincerely,
Your early voting friend
(dictated but not read)
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