Minute-by-minute coverage of Brett Favre's return: See him get off a plane! Watch him walk into Packers headquarters without commenting! When will he suit up for the Jets?! You'd think he was about to be named John McCain's running mate or brokered an Israeli-Palestinian peace deal with all this fanfare.
People in SUVs complaining about the cost of gasoline: Fill in your own complaint, because you hate it too.
China hasn't done enough to improve human rights: They're not exactly environmental pioneers, either. However, I do want to see the water events, and the sailing teams cutting their way through all that algae. China is not a benign dictatorship, people - they found a way to embrace capitalism without doling out freedoms to their citizens. And so long as they buy copious amounts of U.S. debt and keep us afloat, don't expect anything more than rhetoric from American presidents.
House flippers crying about the market collapse: You're not "just trying to get ahead" when you buy four condos with the hope of reselling them at a huge mark-up. Outside of Joel Osteen circles, it's called greed.
The continuous nitpicking between Jarack McBama ... well, you know who I mean. Just three endless months to go.
The crazy woman who paid $50,000 to have her dead pitbull cloned: Lady, there are thousands of good dogs out there trying to avoid euthanasia.And stop acting like those puppies are the same dog that's three years gone - genetically, they're identical. But you can't clone personality.
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