Exhibit A: Why I Stick to Beer and Wine

Courtesy of the Associated Press....

The agave worm in mezcal seems a lot more palatable now, eh?



Well, they do everything bigger in Texas, so drinking rattlesnake vodka could be a new symbol of testosterone-fuel Texas manhood.

If it weren't illegal.

Seeing how this crime occurred in Texas, the biggest offense is selling liquor without a license. The man responsible, who owns a snake farm west of Fort Worth, apparently marketing to Asian immigrants, for whom the snake is something of an aphrodisiac.