Another Keith stiffs the Tribe

Keith Foulke retired before he even made it spring training at Winter Haven.
A guy takes a the big money contract, then decides his career is over before throwing a pitch.

How very Cleveland of him.

For those of you who remember, Keith Hernandez ended up in Cleveland at the end of his career, before he saved it with a classic Seinfeld appearance and became a pitchman for men's hair dye.
He was pretty pitiful in Cleveland and paid a fine salary for that performance, if memory serves.